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(5 Losers with no chance! ~ Wanna date me?) [23 Jan 2003|12:09pm] [ mood | Alive! ] I bet you all thought I was dead didn't you? Well have I got news for you! I am so not dead! I'm very much alive thank you very much, I just quit all those lame-o excuses for RP communities... why do I need to RP? I'm not a freakin character! I'm REAL! Real life human being... and a gorgeous one at that. So from now on, this is my journal... ignore all the junk before this post, I couldn't be bothered to delete them all... what you think I don't have a life or something?? Whatever, save the geek stuff for people like Willow Rosenberg. x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Lala [30 Sep 2002|09:37am] [ mood | productive ] [ music | Kylie ] I'm feeling super productive today, I've already cleaned my room, bathroom, office and a few other places around here... what? I am so not cleaning the entire Hyperion, what am I, your slave?! No one ever helps around here, the amount of people that stay here, and no one ever thinks to ask "Cordelia would you like a helping hand?" Noo, everyone's lazy! Especially Faith, she's a Slayer, she could so zip around and get a bunch of cleaning done, but she won't cos she's too busy having sex or partying... hmmm... Angel usually helps though... ok Angel USED to help, before he got all retard boy, what is up with that! God, can't anything ever be even almost normal around here? I thought Sunnydale was bad! Speaking of Sunnydale, Hannah and Tara were here for the weekend... I really like Tara, she always compliments me on my outfits and appreciates what I do, she's a really nice girl and she's fun too! Coming from me, that's a huge compliment. We went clubbing and even Tara danced, I didn't expect her to cos she's all shy, polite girl, she's like Willow without the dose of spazz... I expected nothing less than wild dancing from Faith, Hannah and Callie... Faith thought it'd be funny to get all on me, she's so annoying, I told her to stop it and she laughed at me, so I said "Faith, stop or else I'll..." and she laughed more and said "Or else you'll what C? Chill out geez!" And planted a big wet kiss on my cheek and ran off to get freaky with her girlfriend... she is so rude, you know that would have ruined all my chances if I was trying to get the hot guys to check me out... she's lucky I have Groo! Groo! He took me shopping, isn't that the sweetest?! He bought me cute underwear, now usually I'd glare and maybe a slap a guy who got me underwear, but with Groo it's not like that, he's a sweetie, he just knows I like underwear, he has no icky intentions... not that that stuff is icky, not with Groo anyway... I think the breakfast is burning!! Ok so I'm only making toast and pancakes, but that can go terribly wrong if you don't know what you're doing! I don't know what I'm doing today, I'm sure I'll find out when everyone gets up... they probably will any time soon, breakfast smells good and they're all calorie magnets... that made sense in my head. x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Ick! Demons! [23 Sep 2002|12:11am] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira ] Today was going to be fun, Faith said we could do whatever I wanted because she missed hanging out with me... she will most probably have something to say about me telling the world she's a sap at heart, but oh well, you'll soon see why I could care less about what Faith thinks right now! I always love when she asks me to hang out and adds that extra bonus of me being able to choose what we do together... I mean if she had her way we'd be screwing random guys, beating the crap out of them and then having sex together in a dark alley! No way! Not my kind of fun, anyway Callie and Groo would have something to say about that... I decided to give her a break on the shopping thing because that's what we always end up doing and although I love it, she always has to make such a fuss so me being the kind hearted kind of girl I am, decided to let her off and do some more... Faith style things. When she woke up... um ok, when I woke her up, dragged her out of her bed by her ankles... literally and we went to IHOP, I told her she so better be on her best behavior cause I'm not putting up with any of that embarrassing stuff she pulls there with Callie... I ordered coffee and pancakes, Faith ordered the entire place as usual and ended up eating that and half of mine... I didn't mind so much anyway I ate too much popcorn last night with Groo, pancakes weren't needed. After breakfast I made her work out with me, since I don't have whatever she's blessed with, and needed to race the syrup before it made it to my hips and had a fat party with a vengeance... we did some Tai Chi, the kind I used to do with Angel before he got all lazy on me... she complimented me on my moves... and she was so right, I am really good at it, I didn't appreciate the comments on my hotness though... like I don't already know I'm hot, she always gives out compliments in the most degrading ways, if I wasn't sure about it I'd think she was a truck driving big guy from Alabama or something. I usually don't let Faith anywhere near me with a sword... and I don't know if I was feeling extra kind or extra brain dead cos we ended up sparring, she was a total dork when it came to so called holding back, she's so macho, sometimes I wonder about her... hello Alabama truck driver... or should I say tractor driver? Oh shut up I'm an LA girl these days, I don't want to know about Alabama... all I know is, that Faith is like a guy. She almost cut off my head FIVE times, she thought it was funny... I didn't! She's a psycho... So anyways, enough of the stuff you already know about Faith... we went to a club tonight and danced til we dropped... ok til I dropped, literally... we were getting out of my car and this icky sticky demon pounced me, Faith jumped on it and completely like... well lets say it was dead, and did she bother to push me out of the way before? Or give me a warning that she had seen a sticky thing like that before?! And that she KNEW what happened when you stab it?! Noo... she thought it was funny to watch me pick orange gunk out of my clothes... that thing had neon blood and I don't think it's coming out of my NEW outfit... Ugh... Whatever. x Cordelia x

(Wanna date me?) Get Me Out Of Here! [13 Sep 2002|05:52am] [ mood | stressed ] I can't sleep, and if you were me with all the horrors happening around here lately, would you be able to sleep?! No I didn't think so! Gosh can this be over already? It's wearing on me and I swear if I gain wrinkles or big totally icky visable veins or something from all the stress I'm going to murder someone! Faith's a big ball of stress and she's a slayer... Poisoning Angel was totally rude, why couldn't you poison Faith or something, she's got all that slayer healing, sorry Faith, but it would have been a little less stressful if it was you again, since you always get yourself in trouble and you always get over it. Aww Groo is too sweet, he noticed me not sleeping all that well and decided we should go for a walk, he's taking a sword incase any stupid creatures or better still any of Gunn's old gang buddies come out of the wood work looking to steal my clothes or something, or just hit me over the head with something, or shoot me, or if they're a monster, eat me alive and screaming... oh actually I really don't think we'll be going for a walk just yet, it's not light enough yet. Maybe I'll make breakfast, not that that's any use cos Angel's sick, not that he eats breakfast anyway and Faith won't be awake for like ten more hours. I am bored and I am stressed, does anyone care? Does anyone want to give me a massage or something? x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) "I look like kiss but without the make-up" (not me obviously) [04 Sep 2002|07:05am] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | All For You - Janet Jackson ] Ok you guys need to leave my stuff alone!!! Faith took my Kylie Minogue CDs, she swears she hasn't touched them but I know she has, she gets this mischievous smirk type face when I ask her about it, she says "Nope", I know she did... she was getting sick of hearing it... I'll just buy a new one! I took this Janet CD from Buffy's collection... I didn't know she liked this kind of music! She says it's Dawns, but it was clearly in Buffy's collection. I'm taking Hannah and Dawn shopping when Dawn gets home from school today... no clue who else is tagging along. I'll have to buy myself another Kylie CD and see if any of the lame stores around here have got a new Dolce & Gabana shirt to replace the one *somebody* got some kind of bleachy stuff all over... Katie thinks I'm a troll! Uh! That hurts! A TROLL? She thinks I'm mean because she made Faith into a princess, but come ON, that is totally funny! Totally, FAITH as a princess? *stifles giggles* Speaking of Faith, driving here was a total nightmare, she just had to drive... like she always does and she was a maniac as usual, I always fear for my life more than ever when I'm stuck in the passenger seat in a car with Faith driving. I've seen all these monsters, vamps, demons and I'm scared of Faiths driving most of all... well that and Katie armed with a hose full of paint. Yeah I had a dream about that last night, the little demon... in my dream I was modeling my favorite outfits, the most expensive ones, and the others were all displayed for everyone to admire because they don't have them and even when they do have them they never look as good as me in them... so anyways, yeah then Katie comes into the room and sprays ALL of my clothes with paint... thick green stainy paint... HORRIFYING! I miss Groo... x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Boredom [01 Sep 2002|08:42am] [ mood | energetic ] [ music | Love At First Sight - Kylie Minogue ] Shopping with Ben and Callie is a lot of fun, well ok more fun than shopping with Faith anyway, they complain less... Faith made up some excuse but I'm not that dumb, she can train any time she wants to, she just hates shopping with me, too bad you know 'cause she could really do with a good make over... I'm going to wake up Faith now, she'll get really cranky but she said she'd go out to breakfast with me before she left for Sunnydale, she probably forgot or thought that I meant 3pm breakfast time, 'cause it is in Faith's world. I'm so bored around here lately, nothing is keeping me interested, not even the shopping trips... maybe I'll tag along with Faith... so long as she lets ME drive. I saw Jennifer Lopez on MTV this morning, I couldn't believe it, she had the exact same outfit I had on yesterday! See Faith, I am the trend setter, I totally had that first and now JLo's wearing it! I've got to say though, I work it so much better than she does, JLo your hips are a TOTAL no! Nah uh! You don't wear pants like that with hips like yours! Though it's cute that you're trying to dress like me. I feel like dancing, it's 9am and I am in the mood for a good club... we have to go to the bronze if I go to Sunnydale, it's a must! I think I'm going to go do some cleaning and put on some Kylie, dance around the hotel while I wait for Faith to get the hell up! Kylie is the best to clean to, I can do the voice too, totally... oh yeah! I'm so doing that next time I go to Caritas! ...FROM THE FIRST TIME I KNEW WE WERE MEANT TO BE AS ONNNNE!... LOVE! AT FIRST SIGHT! Oh! It was love! *Dances off duster in hand* x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Beach! [25 Aug 2002|03:07pm] [ mood | loved ] [ music | Beautiful Girl - Domestic Problems ] Yesterday was a blast, Faith and I took a trip to the beach, gosh she is so crazy! It was supposed to be just us two but Groo made me feel bad, so we let him come along too, he totally worked those shorts... Firstly I was so pleased to get to wear my new Gucci bikini that by chance finally made it mail order in the morning, it was fate that I had to wear it. It's very bond girl... I looked great! I soaked up the sun most of the time... well I tried to, but having Faith as company so does not allow that kind of relaxing time. Let me think, let me see if I can even list the amounts of pranks she pulled on me... the first was so not funny, she thought it was hilarious, and she would... because she's not me! Ugh! I was showing a little appreciation... of you know... Groo's shorts, and what's a beach without a make out session anyway? So I was enjoying my Groo time and much to my dismay, Faith had gathered a bunch of little kids with buckets and spades... her own little army of brats, they filled their buckets and crept up behind us... I heard Faith count to three and then... oh my god, we got SOAKED... Ocean is NOT good for the hair!!! Especially because I JUST had it colored yesterday and if it turns green Faith is going to die! Seriously!!! Turns out she paid the little brats by buying them all ice creams with MY money! She did get me one though... which ended up all over my face, it is so hard trying to have a day out with Faith, she's worse than Katie, I swear!!! I'm lucky they don't sell markers at the beach. But yeah, I looked totally hot and after the sun dried me off I was quite content to soak up more rays... and ooh I found my Helena Milano sun glasses! Perfect match to my new bikini. A little later Groo came back from a weird exploration thinggy whatever, he bought me a crab and said to me "Princess I have discovered a small creature by a rock in the ocean, the exterior is hard and I do not think it enjoys my company", before putting it on my stomach, I screamed "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"... Faith laughed... it wasn't fun at ALL. Faith decided that we should play volley ball... now that was fun, me and Groo against her, since she's a super speedy slayer and all, it was only fair... Groo had no idea what he was doing anyways! She won, and you'd think she'd have shut up about it by now... but no, she is Faith and she just loves to rub it in. Well she was all for throwing herself at the ball and getting all sandy... Sand gives me irritations ok! I don't need to be finding grains of sand in my hair and ears for the next three months! But over all fun times were had, I just thought I'd tell you about the not so good times... oh and hello emergency sun bed in isle Cordelia! That bikini... as cute as it is and as fab as I look in it... I don't like the string tan line it left around my neck... how am I supposed to wear my strapless dress tonight now?! The only fake tan in the entire hotel is like for... demons from the planet orange Groo bought me flowers today, and he's taking me out to dinner tonight *grin* what a sweetie. x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) BORED! [23 Aug 2002|09:50am] [ mood | bored ] [ music | Falling In Love Again - Anika Moa ] Oh my god if I drink one more coffee today I think I'll be bouncing off the walls, what is with Wesley? I'm bored out of my mind, anyone got anything I can do because you know if you don't I will have to go shopping and if I max out my cards I'm blaming you, all of you. Ohhh Abercrombie sale! Quickly... save me before it's too late... heading out the door now! x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) [18 Aug 2002|07:39pm] [ mood | pleased ] [ music | Miss Dynamite (Yay to imports!) ] Ohhh today was so much fun! Faith made a huge gigantic mistake by suggesting that we go shopping, of course I'm not going to say no! Any shopping is good shopping! Even when your mom makes you take old Mr. Skimbley from down the street to JC Penny to see if they have.. nevermind. That never happened! Honest. Faith attempted to complain but I reminded her that she was the one who said we should go shopping. We went to a lot of stores, she rolled her eyes a lot so I had to give in and let her go into Hot Topic... she dragged me around and bought a few things, then I asked her if we could leave because, Hello! Not a punk! We went to Abercrombie & Fitch because I saw a super cute top in the window, she had a complete tantrum and said that her reputation would be over if she set foot in there, I told her not to worry because it'd be replaced with a newer improved fashionable and important reputation. I mean I'd totally rather be the A&F poster girl than a slut punk or whatever that look is trying to be. OH! I almost forgot, how could I forget? So we went for coffee in Starbucks, Faith was very embarrassing, she kicked up a fuss because the comfy chairs were taken and she refused to sit on a stool, she told these two guys to move, I thought there was going to be a fight, but it was ok... UNTIL I was coming back from getting our drinks and Faith's three muffins (which were embarrassing to pay for! I had to be all "these are for my friend over there!") and this guy walked into me, I had a pale pink halter on, it's now got huge coffee stains down the front, I almost cried! Faith said she'd kick their butts because she was "itchin' for a wicked good uh uh" whatever the hell that's supposed to mean, there was a little dance to go along with it, but I told her no thank you and we got the hell out of there before anyone I knew came by. I had to buy a new jacket in Express, it cost $130, and I'm not sure I even like it, but I totally had to go into Victoria's Secret and get new underwear.. Groo's seen the pink... don't worry. Yeah so I needed to cover the gross coffee stains incase I looked like a gross little street person or something, Faith was rude she was all "C, why are you makin' such a fuss? I mean that top you wear all the time with the stains all over it looks wicked similar anyways, chill girl friend!" I had to yell at her "Faith! That top is an expensive and VERY rare design by Kasey Delores! One of Milan's top new comers to the fashion world and HELLO! Paint with glitter, NOT Stains!" Stupid girl. In the end we had fun and I got a bunch of new outfits so I'm happy. *grin* x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Faith, Notes, Thoughts... Fashion [12 Aug 2002|08:08am] [ mood | calm ] [ music | November - Azure Ray ] Finally got myself some time with Faith the other day, she had a bad dream, I'm surprised she was bothered by it, she's not exactly the biggest frady cat out there... but she is learning to open up, which is better than holding everything in and going all psycho on everyone. Has anyone seen Hannah, Aura or Dawn?! It's kind of early to be calling anyone in Sunnydale to ask if they got back last night ok, but... I found this creepy tape on Hannah's bed while I was changing the sheets (yes, I do that!), I thought it was some of her pop music, and I always like to listen to that while I'm on a cleaning spree... so I put it on, it was slow voices, you know like really deep, slurred and hard to understand, I tried to make it go faster but it wouldn't... what I could make out from it, it went something like this... Main voice: "This is Hannah's bed, she's not in it right now, and you know why?" Background voice: "Dude hurry up, X-Files is on" Main voice: "SHH! God DAMNIT!" Background voice: "Sorry man!" Main voice: "And you know why? Because..." The rest was muffled! I'm going to give it to Wesley... to see if he knows what it's all about. OH! Gunn gave up on Fred... well if she's going to get biting everyone and that... I saw these gorgeous shoes in ebay! Too bad they were on ebay, second hand shoes... yeah right. x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Decorating!! [07 Aug 2002|07:20am] [ mood | accomplished ] I just got back from a jog, yes, I do that when the sun comes up sometimes, it clears my head, today I decided to jog around the Hyperion, it was fun... I might have looked stupid if anyone was awake, but they're all lazy asses, Groo was, but Groo thinks I'm hot whatever I'm doing, so it's ok! Groo and I started to decorate my room last night because we were bored, Angel is most probably going to kill me but he can deal because you know what? Now I live here, I want my room to feel like my own, it was ok when I had my own appartment but now I don't... so, yes I'm giving my room the Cordelia touch! I mean come on, hello the color combination in that room... soo 1942!! We ended up having a little bit of a paint fight when Faith and Callie decided to crash our private decorating session for a few, and ended up making more mess than either of us had all night... which was ok because I plan on replacing the carpet and curtains anyhow, and the furniture was covered with some old sheets I found in the basement! We ended up crashing in a room the other side of the hotel because of the fumes! Today we're going to finish it off, without Faith and Callie's contribution, and then later I'm expecting the guy from Tiffany LaStalleno (private, very cool designer!) to deliver my nice new curtains, carpet and bed sets! I am totally in need of a shower, like seriously, I smell like guy and that is just not cool, so this is me cutting my entry short and heading off to shower. x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) The Kitty Kid Is A Major Brat [31 Jul 2002|01:23pm] [ mood | bitchy ] Yesterday Willow and Tara went out for the night, and left me and Faith with Katie... gosh what a naughty little girl she is! And I thought she was a bratty kitten! She didn't stop being naughty the entire time we were taking care of her, I don't know how Willow and Tara cope! Change her back to a kitten I say, at least then you can put her in a kitty box and shut the door!!! Firstly, Willow and Tara were giving us the rundown of how to take care of her since neither of us are really children people... sure Faith acts like one most of the time but taking care of one is a whole other story... yes so we were being given the third degree on how to take care of the little demon... and she runs off into the Hyperion and hides... they left and so Faith and I went looking for her... where do we find her?! IN MY CLOSET!!! Not only in my closet... but... WITH MARKERS!!! I almost died of shock right there... she looked like she was going to burst into tears, but too bad! Those were my clothes! My expensive FASHIONABLE clothes! They didn't need a touch of Katie art!!! I thought I was going to cry! Faith thought it was funny and went to the kitchen to treat the little brat to some milkshake... hmmph!!! I was rushing around trying to wash my clothes that could be washed... the others had to wait until this morning because they were dry clean only... my favorite Gucci dress! It's now got PINK and ORANGE scribbles on it! Grr I am so mad! Yes still! Then Katie hid Faiths weapons which was funny because for once Faith stopped laughing at me and got mad, she was searching the hotel while I was doing my nails and waiting for the wash to get done so I could see the fate of my clothing! Katie sat on the floor and sulked about the TV being too boring... but I wasn't in the mood to watch cartoons and I don't think she deserved it anyways! A few minutes later I realized she was missing again and went to find Faith... I found them both in Faiths room, haha Katie had tried on Faiths "bracelets" which turned out to be hand cuffs... I don't even want to know why she has them *cough*Callie*cough*... I was laughing, Katie was sulking and then Willow and Tara came in... their mouths dropped and they told Faith to un cuff her... it was funny... they're very mommy, it's kind of cute in a gross lesbian-too-young-for-kids-mommy kind of way. I just got back from the dry cleaners... my clothes will survive... but that doesn't mean she gets away with attempting to sabotage them!!! I am going to look for Groo now... x Cordelia x

(1 Loser with no chance! ~ Wanna date me?) Hotel O' Horrors [26 Jul 2002|10:05pm] [ mood | aggravated ] [ music | Britney Spears - Bif Naked ] Ok so this is like living in the house of horrors, except less fun! Totally. Last night I was trying to take a shower and what happens? I hear snickering and gross comments, so I'm looking all around going "Hello?... Is anyone there?" And then it's silent and I think I'm going crazy so I just drop my robe and jump into the shower... I'm doing my thing and then I hear it again! I grab the shower curtain and put it over me and look around again... no one. After I'd finished trying to take a shower in peace, I threw on some clothes (which I hardly ever do, so you can see the impact this freaky situation was having on me!) and went to find Angel, and he was no where to be seen... then I hear a sound behind me "Cordy relax" I jump around cautiously... no one. I was beginning to wonder what the hell was going on, thinking I was completely crazy until I heard the voice again... Angel "Cordelia stop freaking out, it's me" I asked him where he was and he was right in front of me... I told him to go and look in the mirror, I suppose if I could have seen his face there would have been a big glare on it, he was using the glare voice, he said "And what use would that make? I'm invisible to myself all the time anyway" I just said "Oh... yeah... of course... duh Cordelia" and then he starts apologizing about coming into the bathroom and commenting on me, freaking me out... I glared and said "That was YOU?" And it was silent, I guess he was embarrassed or whatever, so I'm like "You're lucky you left that soon buster! I mean one more second of gawking at my hot body and woo goodbye soul! You're stupid you know that!" And then I made a few hmmphy sounds and stormed off to find Faith. Faith, god, I'm so glad she didn't get all invisible, I mean she would have totally, stayed quiet in the bathroom and watched me take the entire shower and whatever else I happen to do in my own private time showering!!! Ugh! They better sort this out soon or I'm going to have to check into a top class hotel just to take a shower and give Angel the bill, for looking at my body! Wait til I tell Groo... x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) I'm Back... With a headache! [18 Jul 2002|09:26am] [ mood | guilty ] [ music | Hey Man! - Nelly Furtado ] Hello Journal, I don't care if I sound like Willow or Tara, I felt like addressing my journal for once, don't worry, I'm not a lesbian... part of me wishes I was (but not really!) it would have made my life a lot easier over the past few days! I took a road trip alone with my favorite CDs, do you know how good it is for the mind to just jump in your car and drive? Well that's what I do, if I can't go shopping... I didn't think my bank account would appreciate a week long shopping spree, I've done it before, but I was a lot better off then! Angel soo doesn't pay enough. I think I might get another job, as well, so that I can do my week long shopping sprees whenever I want to! Since when did money become an issue?! Ick. I want to be like Tiana again! Hmph. I stayed at a really nice hotel until money became an issue again and I decided I'd rather go back to the Hyperion than stay in a rotten old motel like I did with Faith that time! I went to Caritas last night alone and sang "Oops! I Did It Again", I think Lorne felt my pain, you know guy issues... but all he came out with was what everyone else keeps telling me "Do what your heart tells you", well what if my heart tells me two things at once?! *Sigh* Then he gave me some blue tequila and I don't remember much after that... besides getting back to the Hyperion and finding Faith there. We had a talk... she told me what Lorne, Xander... everyone keeps telling me!!! Easier said than done guys! I mimicked her before she even finished saying... "Well I don't know C... you gotta do what..." *Putting on a stupid voice* "...do what your heart tells you yada yada blah BLAH!" "Whoa... ok, well, wanna go shopping tomorrow?" "Yes!!!" She's got a way with words does Faith, she made it all better for a few minutes, she's a date tonight, she wants me to help her out with looking good, I am the queen of looking good *wink* I can do that! I've got a few stores in mind, she's been nice to me while I've needed her, so I won't take her to my favorite stores and we'll avoid the girly shades... although I am going to make her wear a skirt, I saw this totally Faith skirt sitting in a window on my way home... it's black and to the knee with a big split up the side like a ho, perfect don't you think? It's got some weird purple embroidery across one side, like a plant growing up it... She could even get away with wearing her 'hooker boots' and a cute purple tank top! Yes... aww she'll look so cute! She'd better wear it! I'm taking her to get her hair done too... she'll make a fuss, but she knows she likes it really. Ooh she's actually AWAKE! Wow, I think I might pass out! I'd better go before she finds her way back to bed, and ruins our plans for today, I'll write about my guy issues and choices again soon... I'm sorry Nathaniel and Groo... *Sigh* This is hard! x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) The Joys Of Being Princess... [01 Jul 2002|01:56pm] [ mood | shocked ] [ music | Harder To Breathe - Maroon 5 ] Wow... poor Xander... I am sick with worry, but... I'm going to be selfish and talk about myself for a little while, you all expect that from me anyway right? Right... So Groosalugg seems to be back in LA waiting for me, oh my goodness, what am I supposed to do? What about Nathaniel? Oh god! Oh god...!!! Small panic attack? I think so... Oh god... Oh god... I didn't expect him to come back from Pylea... *Sigh* Oh GOD. I'm going to go and take my stress out on the mall. Princess of the totally screwed. x Cordelia x

(Wanna date me?) Karaoke Queens... And Kings (Oh and icky ooze and visions) [24 Jun 2002|08:38am] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | Angel - Sarah McLachlan ] Ok I've been whined at by Faith to get updating my journal, geez Faith, it's only been a day or so, just because you're miss daily update! Ok so the karaoke, it was the most fun I've had in a bunch of time... sure that made sense, 'a bunch of time.' I'm smart. Angel sand "Mandy" because Faith made him, and I kind of had a little to do with it, but it was mostly Faith... she has a way with Angel, it's totally not fair, but I don't care, so long as he sang... my goodness there will never ever be, as long as I live, anything funnier than Angel singing "Mandy", everyone laughed so hard, but I think Faith and I lost conciousness for a few seconds! Tara sang "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan, can we say wow? WOW! Tara's got the most amazing voice! I wish I could sing like that... she should be so proud, I wonder where she learned to sing like that... I was half expecting her to sound crappy by how embarrassed and shy she was at first... she was great! Faith and Hannah did a little duet, wow I'm surprised that ever happened, and I was taken back by Faiths voice, she can sing! I've only ever heard her screaming and banging her head like a complete nut... I never thought there was an actual singing voice under all that rage! Nathaniel sang me a song... Faith kept giving me funny looked and stifling her laughing but I knew she wanted to comment and be mean... as usual, but for once she kept her mouth shut and let me enjoy the moment... much appreciated Faith... and Nathaniel is the absolute sweetest!! *Sigh* They made me sing... they made me sing! I chose a JLo song... Faith laughed at me, but no one else thought I sucked... I thought I was good, I know I was good... I even did a little dance... I think Nathaniel liked that *grin* FRED sang... wow, it was an eventful night, she was actually really good... and the choice of song? Wow totally unexpected!! Go Fred!!! Ok about tonight, Faith and Nathaniel went out to patrol and I guess they slayed that Agoratha thing, and I guess it made a mess while it was being slayed... but geez when they came back they were covered in icky green demon ooze and boy did it smell like stale... stale... stale... GOAT or something, it was really revolting! I sent them both to take a shower... I wanted some time with Nathaniel and I am NOT getting any kind of close to a stinky green demon oozed stale vampire! I had a vision... it was bad... it wasn't about anything icy... infact, you wont even believe me, but it was about Darla! She came back, she did something to Angel... not what you think ...this is bad, this is really bad, I just hope it's one of the rare stupid visions that is more my head playing tricks on me than anything else! x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Good Morning [27 May 2002|09:24am] [ mood | amused ] I never realized just how dull it was around here without Faith, sure everything is more predictable, but it's a little worrying having no weird things after us for once, I'm getting a bit too relaxed around the idea, I just know something nasty is waiting for us to be completely settled and used to the new found comfy atmosphere before it jumps out and guts us or something like that. I trained all evening with Angel last night, I had fun until he set this creepy little thing on me, he said it was harmless, it looked like a rat, he said it was to make sure I was ready... I said "Ready for what Angel, spooky and the rat gang?!" He wasn't amused, he just sighed at me and said it wasn't like he'd set a demon on me and like I couldn't handle it... too right I can handle a little rat, but I wanted to do the nice training, the kind without creatures! We get enough of those to practice on in real situations! Oh I totally forgot to mention that last night during my rat ordeals with Angel, Warren came to the door! WARREN of all people had the cheek to ask me if he could stay with me... no way in hell! I called for Angel and he put it a little more polite than I was, well... until Warren complained, then Angel pushed him up against the door and told him to get out of here... that was entertaining. I'm going to make some breakfast now, then I'm going to find Wesley, he's not being much help with my vision problem, which I have to add isn't getting any better!!! x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Whatever! [24 May 2002|07:52am] [ mood | cheerful ] Nothing is happening, besides Faith leaving tomorrow, she chose to spend her last day in LA with Callie, who is going along with her I think... that's not fair, but who cares anyway! Last night I found myself playing cards with Angel and Wesley, it was totally odd but kind of fun at the same time, Angel was all brooding as usual, I think he's still pissed at me for the car thing that was Faith's fault! Wesley was trying hopelessly to make conversation, it was interesting. I did get to talk to them about my visions going all weird on me though, they don't have much idea about what might be happening but we're looking into it, it's scary... I don't want to become useless vision girl who see's things in the past, I mean that's worse than just being regular and seeing things as they happen! I'm feeling like a spaz! Faith you dare comment on that... I'm not a spaz! I'll be spending a little time with Faith today before she goes, I forget what time her flight is, I hope we have time to hang out, as much as I hate to admit it, I'm really going to miss her. I'm supposed to be training with Angel tonight but he is being funny with me still so I am going shopping with Harmony tonight, which will probably piss him off more, but shopping calls... that should be great, there's a new store open that I know I'm going to totally love, I have no idea why I'm hanging out with Harmony, but I thought it'd be ok... she used to be cool, she might still be, although she's all dead and stuff... no offence Angel, but the dead thing, is kind of icky. Ugh I have something in my eye, I have to go and remove it before I meet Wesley for breakfast to talk more about finding out what exactly is happening to me!! x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Last Night Was Not Fun [21 May 2002|07:09am] [ mood | pissed off ] I am so mad, I just wrote a huge entry and Live Journal made it dissapear, I am not in the mood to write another big one, so I will just tell you what's going on in a shorter version. Last night Faith let me go patrolling with her, it was actually quite fun and she was impressed with the way I handled myself, I kept telling her I could, I'm proud of myself, Angel's been great... that sword is my friend, I didn't even mind about getting dust all over my clothes. Faith is a maniac driver and I refuse to let her drive with me in the car anymore, especially Angel's car, he's really crabby with me now, because of her... I tried to tell her Angel! You know there is no telling that girl! We went to get movies and she acted like a total crazy person, she shoved people out the way like there was no tomorrow, like she was a really greedy person trying to get to the biggest bowl of green jello. It was embarrassing... she didn't care though. We were driving home, she was speeding as usual and I had a vision, I should talk to Angel and Wesley about that I think, I saw the little demon everyone in Sunnydale has been talking about, he possessed Xander and wreaked havoc all over Sunnydale, I called Buffy on my cell only to be told that everything was sorted out already... so why am I having visions of things that can't be helped anymore? Did I mention Faith is a maniac driver? She crashed Angel's car and no matter how much she tells you I am making it up, I so have whip lash and a bunch of really ugly cuts and bruises, she is making the biggest fuss about helping me out a little, it's not my fault, she blamed my vision, but it's not like I've never had one before... and it's not like it was me doing the speeding, I had to lie to the police! Angel isn't happy with us at all, we all watched the movies Faith and I picked up in silence last night, when Angel's got over the idea that it was my fault as well as Faiths and realises it was just Faith being her irresponsible self again, then maybe he will let me go and see a movie with him. Vampire Willow, you are creeping me out, I am going to play with my sword and your head if you keep it up! x Cordy x

(Wanna date me?) Interesting Stuff! [18 May 2002|08:52am] [ mood | chipper ] I don't know where to start really! Faith is going to England... this should be weird, I've been around her for what feels like forever now, and finally I can relax and not worry about what she might be doing here... sure she'll probably be wreaking havoc in England, but they can deal with that... I wonder what they want? Although I do kinda wish I could go, I heard they have great stores in London! Prada, Gucci, Harvey Nichols and Harrods.. sure sure whatever LA has some too but the ones in London must have a british quality, something weird and different! I could start a new trend! I went shopping with Harmony yesterday, it was totally weird, but I kind of like her, she's cool... she doesn't complain about the time we spend in the stores. My life doesn't revolve around shopping! Honest! I may seem that way but I only write about those things because I usually don't have time to bust out a long entry and those are the most interesting parts of my dull days. Faith is being a loser, she thinks Angel and I want each other, just because we spend a lot of time together, I love Angel but we're not getting frisky! He teaches me a lot and I think it's making me a better person, so Faith... be quiet!!! XANDER came to visit, he was nice to me for once, he didn't make fun of me, instead he told me my hair was pretty! Aww, how kind! He made a barbeque too! Ugh... but its the thought that counts, I don't know what's up with Xander but he didn't even start on Angel this time, I mean sure they weren't all besty but nobody attempted to kick anybodies butts. Wesley wants to talk to me, I don't know why, so I should go... better not be any icky things creeping around in the shadows. x Cordy x

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